First two paragraphs: acknowledge how last night’s SNL did in fact get some well-played zingers out of the whole home-network-in-the-town-hall-hot-seat situation, and then— go right back to grousing about Alec Baldwin.

“Titanic was Celine Dion. Every other movie was Elliott Smith.”
Bullshit. I saw both in the theater, and I’m telling you: Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights was Beck (at the time) crossed with D’Angelo (at the time) with some Outkast-y humor, ambition, and pathos cut and spliced into the mix. It didn’t even need a $…

I didn’t know Fred and Mary Anne Trump were liberals.

Shit, even the Diptera do.

“He takes the best drummer back in January.” I know you meant April.

“I only observe that it is a wonder these aliens have traveled across uncounted light-years of space and yet have never thought of a computer virus protection program.”-- Roger Ebert, 1996

“Came.”

Brother Slater is being unfair to all movies with Fantastic (or even FANT4STIC) Four in the title.

That was a trainwreck, wrapped in dumpster fire, inside of a shitshow.

“Andrew Napolitano—the delusional Fox News analyst who routinely refers to himself as ‘Judge Napolitano’ because he was a New Jersey Superior Court judge two decades ago and who sincerely believed he was being considered for a seat on the Supreme Court—has been accused of sexual assault and attempted rape in two…

Revelation 13:

“Fulfilled my civic duty just because I didn’t elect who you wanted...” Translation: you WASTED A VOTE.

“You lot”?

R-i-g-h-t, ‘cause no fauxgressive on the Internet— or comment-section commenter with a handle like “killaryclinton”— has ever been smug or condescending.

No, just the fault of the lazy and the fauxgressive. (I get it. It’s indeed easy to see no difference there. :D :D)

“Yeah, blame all of those disaffected voters,” read: spoiled, entitled American brats.
You damn right I will, and I don’t need your “permission.” Why wouldn’t I blame spoiled brats for being spoiled brats...?

“Donald Trump is not the problem, he’s the symptom.” Wow, this fauxgressive’s really got the YouTube “profundities” well-memorized.

“As the movie painstakingly shows, he is one of the few Gotham cops with integrity. Decency. Honor. He is a good apple.” Um, when does the movie do all that? When he shoves a suspect by the head into a vehicle while saying, “Have-a-nice-trip, see-you-next-fall”??

Journalists like Harron Walker— with all due respect to talent— need to understand that, when you leave out important contextual background like that, it makes it less likely for me to believe, say, that Katharine McPhee must definitely be a covertly homophobic right-winger because, hey, look-at-this-picture.