So now we have to pretend that unhealthy foods don't contribute to weight gain in any way lest we upset the fat acceptance activists? Got it.

So what is the suggested stance on fair-trade items? I was buying those because I thought it was good to pay people a decent amount for their work, but actually it seems like I've been doing it blindly so that I can take selfies with my chocolate and blog about it.

No.

they got rid of the death penalty for rape offenses...

Not just men. A few years ago there was a rape in Delhi, a young woman coming home from work in the evening, and the Delhi chief minister made a statement about how women shouldn't be out at night by themselves. Chief minister is a woman herself. It's certainly a very commonly expressed cultural attitude, and one…

I'm gonna go with crack the egg into your hands and let the whites slip through your fingers.

If I get caught pantsless at work, I'll just say, "NO OTHER SPECIES DRINKS MILK!"

Giraffes don't eat meat so I feel like there's an argument to be made there

This is soooo my favorite argument against milk. If we quit doing things because other species don't, we wouldn't be wearing PANTS. Wait a minute, wait a minute …

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

Haha the OP made a typo and then I copy and pasted said typo and now we've invented a new sex act! That sounds horrifying.

I'm not so much leveling criticism as Jezebel as I am leveling criticism at Jezebel's readers who have a long and sordid history of posting mind numbingly racist things about Indian's whenever the topic of rape is broached.

That's because there is none.

It's not remotely weird. I write and receive many professional letters every day (lawyer) and they all start with "dear."

I use Dear in many of my professional letters (and people use dear when addressing letters to me). It's a common and proper formal greeting for business letters and not weird at all. I think it is totally dependent on your industry.

Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I don't find this nearly as cringeworthy as some people (and that admittedly might also have something to do with the fact that I'm a man who lived through a questionable fraternity experience). But I've always felt that one of the most important ways to tackle sexual assault (and various…

I dunno, it wouldn't be that hard to figure out if one kid blew it. And if that kid is already getting teased because they're a bit slower than other students, it could be bad.

I have two secret weapons. The first is the 'stuffing bread' my local bakery makes - it's already got the onions and celery and herbs baked in, you just cube it, dry it, and add some broth and bake.

If you take this whole thing to it's logical end, isn't saying, "Fuck UVA" in that manner the same as saying, "Rape UVA"? The phrase "fuck you" is the very essence of rape culture. A good place to start would be banishing it from our own mouths.

I do that all the time because I make bad choices.