Think she’ll get stiffed on her payment?

He claimed Clinton wants to take all guns. This is obviously bullshit, but 2nd amendment people stopping her could include court challenges. Don’t misunderstand my position though. Trump isn’t above lying to benefit himself. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that he’d call for violence either since he has, ya…

If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

Bernie is a wonderful guy and politician and none of this has been in vain; at the very least he’s given the party a hard yank back to the left.

Right!? If my husband said to me, “I really don’t think I can work with women because it would endanger our marriage.” We sure wouldn’t be married anymore!

I think a lot of dudes are going to be surprised by these women. I kind of think the disrupted cohesion is more likely to come from preconceived notions than the things women do or say. So maybe we can start now with addressing those preconceived notions to lessen the disruption.

I’ve never been in the military, but I have been a lifeguard. I can drag a 280 pound guy no problem, while simultaneously stabilizing his neck to prevent spinal cord injuries.

Can’t find the quote, but Phil Plait said something like “There comes a time when intelligent, thoughtful people have to say yes, that is exactly what Hitler did.”

It isn’t Godwin’s law if it’s like, actually exactly what Nazis did.

Oh sure, anonymous internet commenter...and I saw thousands of Muslims celebrating 9/11.

The same guy won’t know that the clan “system” of tartans was codified by Queen Victoria out of some misty Romantic notion of the highlands

Woman Taking The Heat For A Man’s Actions, Episode 36363472

“You’re only allowed to own as much ammo as can fit in your rectal cavity. A colonoscopy will be performed to determine the carrying capacity of your large intestine.”

it is so incredibly sick that every time one of these shootings happen i have the thought process of “please don’t be a minority! PLEASE DON’T BE A MINORITY!”

Honestly, tell me the difference. What’s the difference if this was Islamic terrorism, workplace violence, mentally deranged psychos, gang violence, etc etc etc? It’s all the same in the end, innocents are dead, little to no justice is served, and nobody does a damn fucking thing about how these weapons so easily land…

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

I’m not a fan of either of those things.

There’s IS no such thing as marriage without a prenup. If you don’t negotiate your own prenup, all you’ve done is said “I agree with the laws governing asset distribution in the case of divorce in my jurisdiction”. You’re just choosing the default as your prenup.

George W. Bush was not what I'd call classically handsome, but he was pleasant looking. And his smile didn't enrage you. Ted Cruz looks like his face is melting off.

I hate that I'm typing this, but GWB was better looking than Ted Cruz.