I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

I caught that out of the corner of my eye and thought the player had run someone over. Didn’t realize Drunky fell out of the stands.

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

“We are from Russia. So we good. We have cat boiling on stove as we speak.”

This is excellent Kinja

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

“I found that to be a colossal waste of time and money.”

Swag. He has it.

And wouldn’t they have been fined for running an F1 car in “normal traffic areas”? I can’t imagine there’s anywhere that it’s legal to drive an F1 car on public roads without dealing with all kinds bureaucracy.

Pretty much the weightlifting equivalent of when I have sex; plenty of talk beforehand, a good show of confidence, a decent build up, use of a rubber... and then unintelligible grunts before everything slips out and I’m getting laughed at after a spectacular fail.

“Why is the news so relentlessly negative!”

Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

Both Jurassic Park books are more intelligent and interesting than the movies, at least in terms of the issues Crichton wanted raised. The movies add other things, and some of it would have been boring to put too much of on the screen, but in terms of the philosophical implications of the biology and in terms of the…

Not if they do a good adaptation (i.e. compare Movie Jurassic Park to Book Jurassic Park. Book Malcolm is just a mouthpiece for the author, Movie Malcolm is a snarky, wise-crakin asshat with good points)