Lol, I did competition cheerleading in HS because I could do a back flip. I got the last laugh tho, half the kids that were calling me gay freshmen year were still afraid to talk to the cheerleaders by 11th grade, while I was getting laid. :P

We have this outside of our building. They put heating coils in, when it snows it looks like it rained.

Just put heating coils close to the top of the concrete. The sidewalk outside of my building did it about 6 years ago. 725 East 9th street, there is never snow outside.

I honestly don’t really care what it looks like. If it makes the drivers safer and the drivers want it, then I’m all for it. I’m sure Jules and Justin really gave a fuck about what you thought their car looked like.

They were under yellow and Jules was going faster than he was supposed to be going under yellow. It’s why they came up with the virtual safety car.

I believe that Benjamin Button really happened and that the Transformers movies had good plots.

Yeah, I was gonna say Rob Lowe or John Stamos.

This. At least that idiot against the mountain in Monte Carlo was smart enough to be on the inside of the turn.

You guys probably deal with storms like this on the regular. Why would NYC pump money into stuff for something that only happens once every 10 or so years. We can handle normal snow storms. I’ve been here 13 years and this is only the second “white out” I’ve seen. Also, perkele.

Seriously tho, WTF is that? It looks like Jack Sparrow with tribal shit coming out of his head.

I thought the beginning would have been cool, but I guess you can’t have little dinosaurs biting children if you want a PG-13 rating. I liked the whole “nothing could get off this island” then they see the raptors on the ship. Grant vs Raptors with the poison needle. There was a lot of awesome stuff they cut out to…

JP the book puts the movie to shame. And I’m not one of those “the book is better than the movie” people. I saw the movie first, then read the book and was basically like “Why didn’t they make this movie?”

$33k? That’s like a tire or two, right? Instead of pennies they should pay the fine in Pirelli rubber.

Dog Beach = Dog Park on PEDs.

One is NASA, one is Space X and one is Falcon 9. I’m gonna guess that one is watching after the launch and attempted landing, one is watching after stage 2 / releasing the sat. And the executives in comfy chairs are prob NASA.

You know that dog collar in “Up” that lets the dog talk? If I hit powerball, first thing I do is go to silicon valley and be like “Alright people, make it happen!”

That’s adorable, you’re talking about this and consider yourself a grown up.

Nope, never had any reason to go and it’s not exactly a vacation destination.

Ah, yes. Because deadspin forced him to drink 18 beers and make the call. I think you’re on to something!!!

Check out this H-Bomb I have for 4th of July fireworks!!! #BestMate @KimJungUn #IsARealMadness