Lol, I did competition cheerleading in HS because I could do a back flip. I got the last laugh tho, half the kids that were calling me gay freshmen year were still afraid to talk to the cheerleaders by 11th grade, while I was getting laid. :P

I honestly don’t really care what it looks like. If it makes the drivers safer and the drivers want it, then I’m all for it. I’m sure Jules and Justin really gave a fuck about what you thought their car looked like.

They were under yellow and Jules was going faster than he was supposed to be going under yellow. It’s why they came up with the virtual safety car.

I believe that Benjamin Button really happened and that the Transformers movies had good plots.

Yeah, I was gonna say Rob Lowe or John Stamos.

This. At least that idiot against the mountain in Monte Carlo was smart enough to be on the inside of the turn.

You guys probably deal with storms like this on the regular. Why would NYC pump money into stuff for something that only happens once every 10 or so years. We can handle normal snow storms. I’ve been here 13 years and this is only the second “white out” I’ve seen. Also, perkele.

Seriously tho, WTF is that? It looks like Jack Sparrow with tribal shit coming out of his head.

$33k? That’s like a tire or two, right? Instead of pennies they should pay the fine in Pirelli rubber.

Dog Beach = Dog Park on PEDs.

You know that dog collar in “Up” that lets the dog talk? If I hit powerball, first thing I do is go to silicon valley and be like “Alright people, make it happen!”

Nope, never had any reason to go and it’s not exactly a vacation destination.

Ah, yes. Because deadspin forced him to drink 18 beers and make the call. I think you’re on to something!!!

Check out this H-Bomb I have for 4th of July fireworks!!! #BestMate @KimJungUn #IsARealMadness

I get why they would be upset it just seems so stupid. It would be like the Red Socks trying to sue Yankee fans for wearing “boston sucks” shirts.

Wouldn’t you have to prove that she made it or is selling it? Can you really sue someone for wearing something?

Hell yeah. Back in high school my friends and I would play NCAA and bet $5 each, winner stays on. Nothing more exciting than winning or losing $5, 88-87 off a triple option that went for 80 yards.