I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

I caught that out of the corner of my eye and thought the player had run someone over. Didn’t realize Drunky fell out of the stands.

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

“We are from Russia. So we good. We have cat boiling on stove as we speak.”

This is excellent Kinja

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

Swag. He has it.

And wouldn’t they have been fined for running an F1 car in “normal traffic areas”? I can’t imagine there’s anywhere that it’s legal to drive an F1 car on public roads without dealing with all kinds bureaucracy.

Clearly not Planet Fitness, since I don’t hear a Lunk Alarm. Or see anyone eating pizza.

Actually this video should prove to every meathead that, while sort of lame, being extra cautious in the smith machine is never as lame as being a macho dipshit.

Pretty much the weightlifting equivalent of when I have sex; plenty of talk beforehand, a good show of confidence, a decent build up, use of a rubber... and then unintelligible grunts before everything slips out and I’m getting laughed at after a spectacular fail.

HamNo looks different than I expected.

“Why is the news so relentlessly negative!”

Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.