alcoholism?

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

A recent study replication suggested that while women could detect flirtation with relative accuracy, men tended to label all interactions with women as “she wants me.”

I am a pen pal and I can not even begin to tell you how important good cardstock is. Its an obsession of mine.

I agree. He was fantastic in The Danish Girl.

You know who should win the best actress award this year? Leonardo Dicaprio.

Pioneer Woman is the worst. She’s not good on camera and her recipes often consist of store bought items like boxed cake! Is there an article about the aditional fakeness you speak of?

Tony Bourdain has always tried to position himself at the cool kids’ table, with his fellow cool guy cooks from NYC, and then rips on pretty much anyone who isn’t a part of that group ... it’s tiresome.

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

I used to watch Bourdain’s shows, but I got tired of his pompous attitude. Don’t get me wrong, I think Fieri is a flaming d-bag, it’s just that Bourdain’s the polar opposite, he comes off as an elitist d-bag when he describes the places he visits and the foods that he has eaten. I say give them both chef knives and…

I despise the Pioneer Woman because she seems so fake. P

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

I’m from Ohio. They mean depression. Depression is what you’ll find.

It’s specifically against our company policy to gift anyone higher up than us. We can’t even pay for coffee on the company card or anything like that for a higher up. I get Christmas cards for them though :) And if there is a bake sale I will buy everyone a cupcake (I actually really like my bosses haha)

Yes, I was deeply touched to recieve a handwritten thank you note from an employee after they left for a new job. Aside from that, no. No don’t spend your money on me.

Cosigned - another boss.