Every time Elon Musk is mentioned, it is somebody’s obligation to point out that he’s a pretty obvious candidate to be a real life Bond villain. He’s adored by masses of people who don’t recognize how fucking sinister he is.

If only there was a geographically-specific, Will-Ferrell-related GIF for this situation....

The longer I live away from my hometown, the more I realize that is a very pretty shithole for which nostalgia is fading fast.

When the commute does. So, never!

I have lost count on how many times people have called me racist when I point out something racist they are saying.

Am I the only one who thinks this EXACT scenario should be test number fucking one? If the system can’t handle this....

“They got to be three times bigger”

Yeah, it fucking sucks that I have to sit down with my son and start explaining to him the ways that the fundamental systems of our country are biased against him. I would be negligent if I didn’t though. It’s depressing.

This right here. There has to be some level of consequence from an action like this in order for it to have some meaning.

Correct.

Any worthwhile protest has always had risk and consequences for the protesters. It’s what gives the protests meaning. It’s why we take them seriously.

Civil disobedience without negative consequences isn’t really disobedience. In fact, I’d argue that the negative consequences are the most powerful component of such action.

No, Effron would probably shed a tear (or two) of joy if someone thought he might have actually been nominated at some point.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Do you mean the final 4 people who will still be in his Cabinet by midnight tonight?

This man will not shut up or dribble.

Perhaps the title of the magazine is intended to demonstrate a high level of self-awareness?

Both the noun and verb forms apply

As a UCF grad, I can attest to his mindset.

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.

...because I don’t want to pull any “I’m actually one-sixtyfourth Indigenous, so I’m perfectly qualified to claim all the good bits of the culture while suffering none of the disadvantages” nonsense?