At this point I just have to admire Michael’s steadfast determination to be so godforsaken wrong about Bernie Sanders and his supporters (whom he endlessly whitewashes) despite the past year having hit us all over the head repeatedly and mercilessly.

The fuck is it gonna take for them to ditch someone well worth cutting ties with like Joy Reid?

It’s nice to see that even MLS stans are waking up and realizing Haisley’s been right this whole time about the scumbags holding the game back here.

“Our readers don’t have to and shouldn’t take our word on something just because we publish it”

That “whatever reason” is campaign finance. Ain’t nothing getting done until we stop voting for Democrats who don’t actively support publicly-financed elections. It’s why Sanders was more “strong on guns” than Clinton despite being from a rural hunting state and having a record on guns that reflected it.

For the love of God, please start games at 7 ET

The people who run soccer here are scum who sacrifice the sport’s potential for the sake of profits, and the NASL, the only guys brazen enough to challenge them, have no chance through a combination of their own incompetence, the USSF’s corruption, and fans’ complacency.

F U C K

Athleticism is not our problem, technical ability is. LeBron can play all the soccer he wants, it won’t mean shit if he comes up in the system we have at the moment.

This is the lazy answer. The “best athletes” myth is the lazy answer. The problem is that our league and player development are ass backwards, and the problem is solvable.

Opening up opportunities for investment rather than holding the top flight for ransom with expansion fees means more investment in free to play youth development.

Fuck MLS and all of their stans.

“It’s the look Hillary Clinton gave Obama when she realized that he wasn’t going to just roll over and let her win the nomination. That look.”

These people cannot be shamed. You know who can be? Democrats.

Ctrl-F “Benoit”

Drew Magary: “Unity Is For Suckers”

I could read Bixenspan wrestling columns all day

Fuck NYCFC, fuck the Mansour family, and fuck multi-club ownership in general.

Can we start holding the WBC more often so I can see him and Judge in the same lineup together just destroying whole nations please

For you to portray SUM as procuring a “viable USMNT” rather than preventing it makes me wonder if you have the kool-aid hooked up directly to an IV.