Just have him do platitude-laden interviews with The Root.

I’d say endorsing Cuomo over Nixon is the most Clinton thing ever, but then I have to remind myself that she lost to Donald fucking Trump.

It’s been Fox News for “centrist” Democrats for several years now. Maddow’s fall from grace has been a damn Greek tragedy.

I would bet my life savings that Krueger is getting all sorts of hate mail from Clinton stans this morning.

Yes, thank you for perpetuating the bullshit victim-blaming myth that allows the monopolist assholes running American soccer into the ground to get away with it. Yours is an entirely original contribution to the conversation and totally not a played out ass-backwards take. Now please fuck off forever.

And you are an impotent moron.

The Cosmos will always be New York’s “original” team, no matter how much MLS tries to kill them off and hope people forget about them.

MLS fans are the legit dirt worst. The ones tweeting #SaveTheCrew are the same ones telling NASL fans to go fuck themselves. Eventually they’ll be acting the same way toward Columbus fans too.

“at the end of the day, impact matters more than intent.”

*ctrl-F: “Hillary”*

The laughs you’re hearing are at you, not with you.

They’re garbage when they base those boundaries on nothing but unfounded prejudice.

Relegation isn’t the focal point, promotion is.

Most underappreciated show of the century.

He’ll always be Dr. Chilton to me.

“Potential candidates include Senators Kamala Harris, Kristin Gillibrand, Cory Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Chris Murphy, Sherrod Brown, and Bernie Sanders; Governors Jerry Brown and Andrew Cuomo; former Vice President Joe Biden; Facebook founder and extremely natural tractor riderMark Zuckerberg; and, for an all-too-brie…

FYI, dismissing whole swaths of the country and entire demographics as somehow beyond saving is why Clinton lost to the most beatable candidate in history and how the DNC has allowed the GOP to secure so much state level power that they are closer to being able to unilaterally amend the Constitution than ever…

Alternative headline: Four Out Of Thirteen Hall Of Famers On Ballot Elected To Hall Of Fame

Whenever a woman balks at the idea that women can be just as garbage as men, I ask if they would date a bisexual man.

Well of course he probably voted for Sanders, most progressives actually want to win elections