I just tripped down my front steps today wearing the same-flares and platforms. I was supposed to go to a Donna Summer roller disco party tonight, and my neighbors caught me pulling a Nancy Kerrigan screaming “Why?!” over n over in my driveway.I dont remember busting my ass so badly in my teens.

My dad works as a reporter for a major wire service, and sometimes hes fly as hell in a nice suit and sometimes he looks like a homeless man that found a dirty trench coat in the trash.

Hmmmm...he must have excellent drugs

Im not a violent person, and I genrally am fine ifsomeone want to believe in reptillian aliens, or chem trails, or think trump is the answer for america. We can agree to disagree. But I will straight punch someone in their stupid, paranoid, bullshit face if they say they are Sandy Hook truthers.

Not as much anymore-Im having a show at a “graffiti” gallery on Pearl st on June 3-Im doing an install with big piece in a Boston “no negative” style blended with flowers. I have been getting into this new plastic jams-you paint on plastic shrinkwrap and it looks like its floating in the air.(Ive been doing a lot of…

I spent years writing graffiti and have seen some dirty dirty shit go down with cops, transit and vandal squad. Yet Ive been living next to a cop in a small fishing town my husband and I moved to raise our son. Its been...weird. Nice, but weird to see a policeman going about his homelife. He has a bit of…

Its more directed at “wait, wait..” Not the sexiest show. Except for Bill Curtis.

Wasnt one of them on “wait wait dont tell me?” I swear I heard a caller who had a romance novel store. Weird. Was she trying to get free NPR advertising?! Cause thats exactly who might need a really good threesome book. Im looking at you Peter Seigel

Rage, rage, full of rage. LETS PAY OUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, LOL!

Prom 2001-made my dress and my friends. They were navel exposing halter tops with a separate floor length skirt. Mine was a silver satin underlay with a silky white fabric with a silver dragonfly pattern. I made them in 3 days and had to staple my skirt back together at the front desk at the Copley Plaza.

Yes! The past few weeks I keep looking in the mirror like “Damn girl, you going to India with those set of bags?” Then I realized I just *look* like that now. Its like that Louis CK bit where he goes to the dr about his ankle, and the dr is like “yeah its just shitty now”.

I have the complete “Nightmare on Elm St” and “Friday the 13" setson VHS. And “Freaks”. And anything with Brad Dourif. Love Brad Dourif. I want to be in a Brad Dourif/Crispin Glover sandwich.

So in 1996 or 97, I was a young 15 yr old Smashing Pumpkins obsessed youth when I became friends with this girl who was D’arcy’s cousin. She said theyd go to smashing Pumpkin shows and her mom would act like it was a high school talent show. Her family lived in an old funeral home(yes!), and the first time I came over…

Anne boleyn. First of all, its already severved for easy access(though after 500 years I guess that doesnt matter). Im mildly obessed with all things Tudor and it drives me nuts there are no confirmed definitive likeness-and yes I know about the holbein. Id want to reconstruct her face like they did with Richard the…

Also Boston bred, was a die hard Nancy Kerrigan fan. My dad was working as a reporter at the Tab, or one of those local papers, and loved an underdog/trainwreck. He had pictures of Tonya all over his cubicle. I would get SO PISSED whenever I was there. The one I remember most clearly was that shot of Tonya with the…

Her mom is a Sullivan-Im ashamed I know this, but as a double Sullivan(both my parents are Sullivans and no I dont have a tail...anymore(joking, seriously joking)) I feel its my duty to scout out other potential relatives. We are not claiming this branch tho.

Oh my, the thought of writing those comments made me laugh harder than it ought to have. Dont feel adhamed tho, those people writing comments to the dog are the ones Im side eyeing.

Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh GET ‘IM RIME! Intellectual property his ass!

Wow, this is equal parts weird and amazing. Its really interesting to see how social media platforms turn pets into puppets. I just got a dog this past summer and Im still unsure of what to do when someone talks to my dog as their dog, you know? Like do I answer for my dog? I have a 5 yr old human child so Im not…

I cannot STAND this new trend of gender reveal parties. People usually do a baby shower, so to me it just seems a bit attention hoggy/greedy. Plus you got you know 2 options here, its going to be a boy or a girl. Unless its some unknown 3rd gender, Im good.