I don’t have a problem with Moana being included on that list, since Taylor Swift’s public persona is a fictional character as well...

I guarantee you she is scared of bears in America. I’m an American ex-pat in Australia, and when I say that everything here wants to kill you, the standard Aussie reply is, “Yeah, but you guys have bears in America.” I think they think bears are just roaming our streets.

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

THESE WOMEN ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

It fits just fine sunce Franken also asked for a Senate hearing into himself. He knows he didn’t do it and she would now like to not have to lie to Congress. So she accepts his apology.

Way to bury the lede!

Mechanical Hound, you mean.

Jesus, that’s some Fahrenheit 451 shit right there.

Best robot dog?

because he hasn’t raped anyone.*

Universe: I know! Isn’t this FUNNY???? *demonic laughter*

You know Mike Pence right now has his drawers down around his ankles getting his bare ass beaten with a bible as he and Mother lament in unison “Punish the sinners, Jesus Lord Savior and Moneymaker! Punish them hard.” Hee hee hee, take that you hate filled motherfucker.

Unrelated to the update but I found this gem of satire on a 1990 episode of Spitting Image the other day which I think US readers may find of interest.

Congrats and Happy Halloween to everyone who thinks they’re breaking the news about sleep paralysis to the rest of us.

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/30/17

I’m so happy!!! Thanks for picking mine and to all the Jezzies who starred my freaky experience.

Oh fuck off. You get in someone else’s supercar, you hit the gas, the tires aren’t “performing at the level they should be”? If you decide to double the speed limit on a public street in a vehicle that you are not personally 100% certain of, it’s on you, bro.

Maybe Megyn’s internal OS update failed and explains all......this?

That’s super-unfortunate, especially because it sounds like a lot of what was discarded was non-perishable items, which are really great for food banks, etc., because they don’t have to worry about giving them away before they spoil.

Boo to that. I guess imitation is flattery but that smarts like hell.