Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Unsurprisingly, interviews for jobs in the Trump Organization were conducted in a similar manner.

Penny is no more - her name is now Willow, because Amy was answering to Penny too. This first week of having another dog has been very interesting, as we’re getting to know her and she’s getting to know us (and our vet, who after Willow and Amy’s joint appointment is now in possession of my 2 arms and 3/4 of a leg).…

Continuing to devote creative energy to this thing that has been long over, in terms of public conception, suggests that Nicki is still thinking about Remy’s mean words... which, why?

I’m thinking a load of no.10 Birdshot at point blank range would make sure that at something made contact.

I wasn’t aware there was even a target left to hit, given how much Drumpf is compensating.

Well it’s consistently a big challenge cuz it’s a small target.

Plus large enough hands to actually pull the trigger.

He explained: “The president tweeted on Friday, after I got fired, that I better hope there’s not tapes. I woke up in the middle of the night on Monday night, because it didn’t dawn on me originally, that there might be corroboration for our original conversation, there might be a tape. So my judgment was, I need to…

Meanwhile, McCain appears to be having a stroke. He’s conflating the Clinton e-mail investigation with the Trump Russia investigation as if they’re part of the same story. His line of questioning is totally non linear, like he’s not quite sure why he’s there.

I don’t have TV, so I haven’t actually seen any of these players for a while. I have to ask, is this normal for McCain? He seems, um, odd.....

Agreed. Now and forever:

She wasn’t charged with anything? She just did 12 years because of covfefe?

I am not the only evil person on Twitter who was kind of hoping he would jump.

I do not think these divorce stats are quite the strong argument you make them out to be.

Seriously tho, I’ve got a rep to maintain and I don’t want people getting the wrong idea so I want you to know I’m as tight as a first-time Sean Cody bottom before David Geffen and the rest of Hollywood gets their hands on him.

O/T but I found a new toy. Please use it irresponsibly.

Just...why?