Doxxing worries prevent me from doing so. :-(

Ground control to Major Tom!

Too many smelly poor people; they’d rather pay $60 to park in someone’s garage.

It was to never win a World Series.

This may doxx me...

So, will they keep the part with the rock singer trying to bang a 15-year-old girl?

They shouldn’t have said he was free to go, just that he could leaf.

The talisman works, and we keep it close. Those who see the true forms—we hear the shrieks, then a hollow silence filled with tremors and cracking of what I hope are branches.

Some of them are Annie’s

Ah...Tom Petty, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Bob Ross and Roy Orbison. A true supergroup.

Among her prized possessions are a Frank Stallone autograph, a picture of her with Jordan Rogers, and a lock of Madonna’s brother-in-law’s hair.

I would say to Smokey, “Look what you’ve done, you’ve made a fool of someone...”but when one’s eyes can’t close I assume it’s clear.

No, HE’S Petty.

Aaaaand the bill was killed by a Tory minister in the House of Commons because he didn’t want it pardoning pedophiles.

Between ignorance and zealotry lies Pussy Grab—a new fragrance from Calvin Cuck.

In other words:

If you’re not a fan of Belgian lambic or English ale, you may want to bring your own beer.

Due to overwhelming demand, the FTS (Fuck This Shit) Bunker is staying open through the end of autumn. Our computers now have access to Tidal, and so far Tidal hasn’t found out.

I just imagine Kellyanne hiding in a stall, perched on a toilet as she tries to hear salacious tidbits to gossip about at lunch.

So you’re supporting Evan McMullin! What a surprise!