So, he doesn’t prepare for depositions, read documents before signing them, or...

...well, I guess some people are still reading the apocryphal texts after all...

Tread water, man.

Why do you think the song became a hit when it was covered by Three Dog Night?

They’re considered the Old Testament, further clarified by the teachings of De La Soul.

11 is considered a powerful number (111 even more so).

Thank Bob.

Get what you deserve, folks. Eat up these musical reboots, giggle as you hate-watch, and they’ll keep doing these retreads.

K? Geez, it’s like you’ve never bothered to study the phonetic alphabet of the mantis hybrids.

I think their phone numbers are naturally blurry. You only see them in focus after you sign an NDA and Caitlyn unfolds her proboscis from under her tongue and injects her “Chemical Z” into the back of your neck.

I assume under “Paid in Full”.

Between the giant purple vibrator I found under a dog-walking client’s couch while retrieving a toy and the lesbian couple I walked in on at a FetLife party...nope, the horse porn on the family member’s computer still wins.

I wish Lifesavers still came in Bitter Contralto flavor.

Won’t be difficult with me; I’m always popping them out after I eat tuna fish.

Well, there goes Trump’s potential HUD secretary....

Is Asuka ever called the Queen of Strong Style? If I’d known, I probably would have added her.

Strong style, you say?

I remember her! We have the same chiropodist.

It’s Curious George’s original companion—the Douchebag in the Yellow Hat.

That is the attitude of a quitter, Eileen.