JD Mc is fake news. Sad!

It looks like they got him to sign it though.

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

BENGOALZI

Except in DC politics, the Russian superstars actually win.

Crosby Spills and Mashed

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Hopefully they’re not whispering “nandrolone”

TMZ added that “the current NBA season has been extremely stressful on the marriage for several months.” 

Austin Seferian-Jenkins: I look at this as a new start for me [I’M SUSPENDED]. It’s humbling to come out of the University of Washington as a highly ranked tight end [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS] and not be successful in Tampa [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS]. I made some youthful mistakes [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS] and I know I don’t…

Over his head? Part of you needs glasses.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

We’ve redacted Eli’s email address but I can reveal that, disappointingly, it’s not nygqb69@aol.com.

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

It shouldn’t Holocaust these kids anything to attend.