You are loved. I just want you to know that you are loved.

Also I would like to own a hat

Because she’s chained up in his basement 

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

No, they only named it softball to trick vikings into playing it.

“She took that shot to the face, she’s going to be ok, we just have to run some more tests and see what happens from there”

they tried to track where the lsd came from, but they ended up tracking gentrification instead. 

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

C'mon...we thought that about Jim Caldwell in Detroit. But we very clearly said "If you are being held against your will, blink twice" and got nothing.

When the booze hits your brain

In Soviet Russia, Hard Times falls on you!

Each other. They locked eyes and shared a moment. It just happened to be the best time to share a moment.

He was offered the job but his heart wasn’t in it.

Scene: Raiders war room
Gruden: “Mike, give me this kid’s numbers.
Mayock: “His 40 time is good. Bench press is good. Wonderlic is alright. —-”
Gruden: “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THOSE FRUITCAKE NUMBERS, GIVE ME THE REAL NUMBER!”
Mayock: “Oh um... -rustles papers- we have his xGG (Gruden Grinder) at...eleventy?”
Gruden:…

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

And anti-shirt...