I know I don’t matter, but this is, quite possibly, my favorite comment of all time.

Tell that to the Giants defense.

Despite your “theory”, this will NOT melt the 4 inch thick slice of mozzarella I put on every burger.

Gun-ignorant politicians?

Sale isn’t mad at Machado, he just doesn’t like his uniform.

This guy and his fucking leg injuries...

If that’s not a wet fart face, then I don’t know what is.