What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

Great.

Turns out, having a head “on a swivel” is really fucked up and not at all how bones should work.

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

It’s true what Lao Tzu said - the dumpster fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

I can tell you have some strong feelings, but please don’t go on a Raanta bout this.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

That’s enough internet for today.

Which is better, manual or automatic transmission? Trick question, internet arguments are best.

I’m pretty sure January 20th, 2017 will be darker.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

Well, it’s nice to see a Cardinals drive actually end in points for once. Unfortunately, they are on Floyd’s license.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

Very fast with shaky control. Guess the Twins scouting report finally got something right.

So, THAT’S what he won’t do.

I’m sure Tim would have stopped to chat if you said hello.

That’s not a sentence.

I dunno man, billy Joel may not be the best person to take drinking advice from