I flew into Tel Aviv in January, and this greeted me coming off the plane

Yeah, sorry man. Rewrite using stones and cubits, please, so we can relate.

1 acre = 43,560 square feet

Hawking knows his way around a track.

Umm, yeah, let’s seee... I’ll take a muppet, a talking aborted fetus, and Rowan Atkinson.

“If they die, then they can’t kill any more.”

Militarized rubber band guns.

You’re fun. We should hang out sometime. I’ll show you my gun collection, and you can tell me exactly which freedoms I’ve given up because of the police.

I think I understand what your getting at. Yes, in a perfect world it would be nice not to need police. One day that will be the case. But unfortunately at the moment here in America there is a severe problem with a very entitled lower class. Worse still, it seems there an alarming number of these thugs who think the…

What is funny is that you are French, correct? Your National Police force literally wrote the textbook on counter-terrorism operations (GIGN) within civilian populations. As the wikipedia article goes on the FNP: “a branch of the French Armed Forces, in charge of public safety, with police duties among the civilian…

No, I don’t. But most people defending their rights to carry guns around, do it because of the possibility that this could happen.

“Gotta love that “freedom” when you feel like you need people like this to protect you :)“

You sound like one of those fucktards who protests against the police. We NEED people like this to protect our freedom because we have “citizens” in this country who don’t have warm fuzzy feelings about laws(gang members, drug dealers, and other miscreants etc) or Freedom (these terrorists with Islamic State ties). I,…

Everything about this is just gross. And I mean everything. The contest, the attack, the injuries, the loss of life (always shitty even if justified)

Notice the lack of mainstream media coverage of this. A failed terrorist attack, on US soil, stopped by well armed people, in Texas. I’m glad they had the foresight to post up some security for this event. And they didn’t even get passed the off duty officers with side arms. This is what I’ve said for a long time,…

^Found the liberal. LMAO

The ship being a cruiser is the real reason the captain was discharged — despite what it says about Navy regulations in the OP, goats are actually only permitted on Kidd class destroyers in the USN.

How long before MC Charlie comes to Goat Simulator '15?

You really think he was “questionable”?

A goat on a navy cruiser? Surely you’re kidding us.