I’m not saying racism/sexism didn’t play a role here, but I think the real conflict is between people who want a complicated Star Wars and people who want a simple Star Wars. Disney, being a people pleaser by profit, can’t handle that a significant part of the Star Wars fan based will be angered by any choice they…

I’m gonna be real here. My adult circle of friends are not the Trek nerds like I am. So you are all now my people b/c I really need to yell at the top of my lungs how excited I am for all this and not have people look at me like I’m crazy. 

What about “Sweets?” I love calling people sweets, such as “Hey, sweets, are you coming to lunch with us?” Maybe this works only from women to women? But I’ve called my husband “sweets.” Will someone please send the funny wagon to pick me up?

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

This raises all sorts of questions. Do the lunch boxes and pajamas take place in a distinct universe? Are they MCU canon? Or does this ride mark the beginning of an interconnected Marvel merch-o-verse?

“Oh, How Far, Far Away You’ll Go”

From whence comes the beloved Psalm, “One Sith, Two Sith, Red Sith, Blue Sith”.

The only 2 things I ever liked from them were the first round of heat gear in solid white and another in solid black. I had both for almost 10 years before the elastic frayed.

I'd say in this case, it's definitely not a good idea to put $750 million on black in Vegas.

Real dragons are surprisingly expensive and uncooperative.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

Or those assholes that wear a football jersey with a guy’s name on it that doesn’t play for the team anymore.

Ugh, it’s so skeezy how ad agencies ask people—especially younger employees—to work such crazy long hours. It’s advertising. It’s not saving lives. This stuff is not high stakes enough to demand that people bust their asses like that. A lot of it really just seems like something that’s done to inflate their own sense…

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Goodnight room

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