After having a) attended multiple Chiefs games, and b) having graduated from Wichita State, which boasts absolutely NO football team whatsoever, the idea of a Chiefs game in the stadium whose main event is the Kansas High School State Track Meet is HILARIOUS. I think it should happen just so the Koch Brothers have to…

“We cannot agree that a rule permitting schools to pay students pure cash compensation and a rule forbidding them.”

“The records go back to 1980, and since that time, no NFL had seen its every possession end in a punt.”

If it’s someone I specifically need to have an exchange of information with, I go with #3*, but for most calls, I let them leave a message. It’s silly to tell people who they’ve called like they forgot what name they pushed in their contacts, and if they legitimately don’t know who they are calling I don’t need to…

All. The. STARS.

A slightly-too-old kid in a stroller is usually the least judgeable offense in a theme park.

I was working at a relatively new restaurant in Portland, Oregon. We specialized in sandwiches made with fancy, local, organic ingredients.

The turnabout made me so happy, and then I felt bad for being happy about your misery.

So, this is pretty much the 2015 version of Starflight, right? (If so, count me in.)

This may be one of the greatest sports celebration photos ever. I am imagining the orange jerseys splashing away after the big guy bellyflops into the pile.

Maybe it’s just me, but that looked like Howard’s fault for not driving the lane after the pass. If Dwight take three steps and one dribble (the dribble is negotiable, this IS the NBA) he, at the very least, gets a couple foul shots. Instead, he passes back to a double-teamed Harden.

The Atlanta Y’all is the best name for any sports team ever.

I used to wait at a fancy restaurant in college, in a small midwestern city. Fancy, like preset tables and "let-me-put-the-napkin-in-your-lap-for-you-sir" fancy. I got the job the same day I applied for it, which was weird, because I turned in my application around 4 PM (not wanting to disturb the lunch or dinner…

Important Thing About Tipping: Let's say you and the waiter have spent an entire meal establishing a rapport. Let's also say that the waiter looks at you, thinks a second, and says, "Hang on, I'll be right back." Let's say you wait patiently, and the waiter brings you a dessert item that is so good that it makes you…

Harold and the Purple Crayon is kind of an existential trip for me. A kid discovers the power to create anything and everything he wants, but the creations are hollow and lifeless and eventually dangerous. All he really wants to do is go home to his bed in his house where he feels safe and loved, BUT HE CAN'T. So he…

Fast food fries must be eaten first, since they are a) tiny, b) mostly breading and c) not fully enclosed, thereby decreasing heat and equaling room temperature in about 3-5 minutes. You were going to eat it all anyway, so the order isn't that big of a deal. (You can wait if you were planning on drenching them in…

Completely wrong. All of western, central and southern Kansas roots for Kansas State over Kansas. Kansas hasn't fielded a proper football team since Mangino, and their fan area typically is nearer to Kansas City.

Hey, I'm not saying that it shouldn't have been reviewed. It should have. According to the Big 12 (who may be covering their own asses) the play wasn't conclusive, so likely the call on the field would have held, but they at least should have gotten a good look at it.

Two can play that game: During West's return there were at least two blocks in the back. It may be better to just agree the officiating was inconsistent.

Wow, 500 WHOLE dollars? Will they pay it to you in doubloons? I doubt you could afford to purchase a license for your own design.