Why have you done this thing to me?

I agree

Don’t forget this classic!

Domain name registered by a J. Button?

Thanks!

...wait...

Reading David’s articles makes me feel good about my life choices.

I had a VQ about 30 years ago. At least it sounded like one, not sure...

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

So, they made a VR4?

You clearly don’t understand the ‘90s.

A lot of people think the team uses just one route for their attack, but subsequent analysis found that they placed a lot of players deep within their opponents half. These players may lie undetected for an entire half before striking.

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

When your job is to get beat up repeatedly AND people expect you to quote, I don’t know, Henry David Thoreau...

Nope, this is very Ohio. This isn’t even the first New *, Ohio to have the hammer dropped on it for unjust enrichment via traffic violations.

I dunno man.

Michelin can expect a cease and desist letter from a patent lawyer any day now. The Tweel will never see the light of day. In time it will grow into a conspiracy theory like the diesel one. You’ll have your own Wikipedia entry as one of the co-conspirators. Jalopnik 8.0 in 2080 will have a piece on “Why We Still Have…

Did you see that people are burning jk Rowling books because she criticized Donald? Because when you’re called a fascist you should respond by burning books. These people have no sense of irony and no knowledge of history.