Not sure if I followed the instructions.

“Yo graverobber, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but the Pinto was one of the worst cars of all time…one of the worst cars of all time!” - Ralph Nader

Headline fail.

JAL-PONK! I love it.

Great! Maybe he can help fix this damn toaster!

Definitely more of a Torch question. I understand he’s working on a machine that could solve your very problem, AND it will fit in a Beetle’s engine bay!

So... this thing is found on a beach, this nice shiny thing that’s packed full of consumer-grade electronics underneath a hatch that doesn’t look very well gasketed against the seawater it’s purported to float within, and is supposed to have satellite comm technology, which would *NAIL* whoever the source is because…

There’s at least one fiber-optic GBIC I can see on the front top circuitboard. Doesn’t look that primitive to me.

I sadly have no memory of the crash just what I have heard through my sources, alas I can say it did not feel great. I am sadly still locked up in Italy yet to resurface but I believe that there may be some upgrades in store. :) As for the fondling I would have to say my owner, he didn’t crash me.

The best I could come up with.

The newest member of NWA right here.

I approve, because Virginia is for louvers.

Observe, ladies and gentlemen, the live birth of a baby jet fighter. Interesting, it is already firing its afterburners. How precious!

Well, thank god it wouldn’t require the Electric Lightning flying, otherwise everyone's eardrums would be destroyed

It’s Electric. And the first jet to actually feature supercruise — not bad for 1954.

Ferrari is rumored to sign Valtteri Bottas this weekend for the next season.

Indeed!

Over tightening.