This girl I wanted to bang in HS had one. We tried fooling around in it one night and the roof liner catastrophically collapsed on us before we even got anywhere.

I thought that was the standard combat formation for Lightnings?

How about 75 mph... without an engine?

Now they can enjoy their new job cleaning the heads!

Well just a thought here, but red is also the least harmful to the rods located in your eye for night vision. The lower wavelength of the color red excites them the least and you’re able to retain your night vision easier. Since you’re most likely going to be staring at the back of a car for longer periods of time…

Whenever I hear about the Frankfurt Airport, I am reminded of a old joke about the airport.

News comes today that Canada has sold it’s $2.7 billion position in GM to Goldman Sachs as the conservative government of our neighbors to the north has promised to try and balance the budget.

The word of the day is seicento!

You need to carry spare fuses.

As good as any place to repost this.

On a trainer variant none the less. "Okay, kiddo, today you're gonna learn how to take off with a man holding your tip and you're going to like it!"

• Never has to taxi to the de-ice pad

fixing it took a few days of creative brainstorming..... ended up getting the other 3 cylinders taken care of, put a 4x4 over the 4th tube with a weight on it, then turned the engine over and used the compression to shoot the porcelain out of the tapered seat (it stuck in the 4x4), then used an easy out and extension…

I am not a whore!

The road and speed limit of this particular stretch of asphalt are unknown

Ripe for a Gillette sponsorship...

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So you use a small/mid-size unibody van to illustrate a story about large body-on-frame vans?

Miata. I was but a wee lad in 1989 when they were released but I'm pretty sure nobody said "You know what we need? A tiny, nimble, 2-seat roadster, imitating the classic British sports car formula, made by a Japanese automaker." And thus a legend was born.