Too bad they don’t have a Lightning from the other side of the pond in the pictures.

I’ll know it’s true when it gets published on Die Fibbenschwarzeflagge.

That obviously is a turbocharger.

The lack of pants clued him in.

Can someone put this on Danica’s car?

I was gonna say, such a big team would have someone on payroll dedicated to making sure that shit happens when it’s supposed to happen — i.e. the hypothetical “you had one job”.

I bet that Collin simply mistyped and actually meant “soles,” and so the plane actually carried six people. Or maybe more, if they didn't have any feet.

“Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how’s your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie.”

“Wayward Ones” sounds like a good name for a Beastie Boys cover band.

So which one do you mean, that this car goes to eleven, or that this car goes to 11?

If they’re implants they’re called “Bulgarian airbags.” What do you call the natural ones, then?

It’s not alone in that aspect.

“Look at all of the shits that I don’t give. They’re literally falling from the sky!”

I see some of the trees have fresh leaves. The only other green things there are the grass and evergreens. It looks like the pictures were taken in early spring, so it was probably in the 40’s with moderate humidity.

That'll buff right out. Literally, this time.

One of my favorite memes.

Thanks for the explanation.

These Chinese riding lawn mowers keep getting nicer every day.