This would have been way better if they'd made it look like she was hitting an apple bong, Charlize-style.

@Nariel: does he have weed? is THAT what it is?

@AndreaEuryale: that is an adorable story.

wow. he really schruted it.

@sportz.star: I have to correct you there - the skin on a cadaver will still bruise if the body is extremely fresh, like, within two or three minutes of death.

@Laulau: France is an even weirder choice than Germany IMO. The French are the most secular people in Europe.

@Penny: I would say that the vast majority of people who cheat think they won't get caught. Most of them aren't narcissists.

@ellaesther: The best part is that the uterus appears to be playing the piano.

@dreamweave: seriously, she should just go find a nice secluded bush to poop behind. HEAVEN. and much nicer than a smelly latrine.

@maude_flanders: yes, I was going to say that all baby tigers make a squawking noise like that.

@bluebears: [www.amazon.com]

@bluebears: yes!! I would love to see Lizzie take on Remember Me 2. It was so weird.

whoa, weird. I *just* wrote a paper on that triptych not six hours ago.

@TransFat: I'm waiting patiently, and NOT twittering about it.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE MEN???? THEIR BALLS ARE ALL WET AND DROOLY. WET AND DROOLY!!!!

@MilointheMeadow: yeah, I actually read that most of the "young girls" he had friendships with were in their late teens and twenties, and this was not uncommon or considered to be suspect at all during this time. He did interact with younger girls too (such as the child who inspired Alice in Wonderland) but there is…

@DontFearTheReefer: I'm definitely not saying the book shouldn't have been published, FYI. I don't really know what the solution is.

I will never read this because I know it would trigger the shit out of me. I just really can't get behind books like this. I know it serves an important purpose in terms of educating people about the disease, but I read a few books about eating disoders as a teenager, and they basically served as nothing more than…

@Majrhoulihan: This quote perfectly encapsulates everything that is wrong with dudes my age.

@MarissaExplainsItAll: isn't that her bf spike jonze?