that pot blind item is so obviously shia labeouf.

@slunt: lol. i am also proud of my very covert ralphing skills, but unfortunately they are the result of years of hiding an eating disorder. they're very useful now for when i drink too much, though!

i used to have an eating disorder, so if i hated every food i'd ever thrown up i would be even skinnier than i was then. that said, i can't even look at anything anise/licorice flavored anymore after a bad experience my freshman year of high school. keep that jaeger away from me!

TRIPP???? SERIOUSLY???? the drug jokes just write themselves.

@SisterMaryMartha: OMG LOOK AT THEM. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE POSING FOR A CHRISTMAS FAMILY PORTRAIT AT SEARS. ADORABLE!!!!

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): THIS IS AN EXCELLENT LOLCAT. GOOD WORK. LOTR HUMOR IS THE BEST

i asked for a similar dress for xmas!! come on, mom!

@SallyRebel: samantha was my fave as a little girl! her clothes and accessories were by far the best.

as a (future!) med student, this makes me want to scream HIPPOCRATIC OATH HIPPOCRATIC OATH HIPPOCRATIC OATH YOU DUMB PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! until my face falls off. i know it's been said, but this goes completely against the ONE FUNDAMENTAL RULE OF THE HEALTH PROFESSION. how is that not incredibly wrongminded…

also, i mentioned scheduling a trim this week, and my mother flipped out. "no! you can't cut your hair!" it's just a trim, mom.

actually, among my male friends at least, i am told constantly that i should cut my hair short, and they tease me for being too 'femme' and upholding patriarchal standards of beauty (because i've always had long hair). then again, they are a pretty radical bunch, so i guess this is atypical. honestly, i would love to…

@J.D.Regent: i cringed so hard i got a muscle spasm. seriously.

@Your Screenplay Sucks: that's all i want. it's all i've ever wanted.

@hellodarling!: not nearly as awful as everyone made it out to be. i have that one song 'falling down' and i kinda like it.

me too, honey, me too.

i feel bad for katie couric.

@Samanthrax: oh, yikes! that sounds super painful. how did it happen? i bet it really hurt to sit down for months afterward.

@Samanthrax: @Snowbunny: yes!! i always say this. they are nothing more than a wedgie you can buy. WHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR A WEDGIE???

@HeatherNumber1: is hef syphilitic? googling...

ugh, i hate the word pussy. i've been trying to substitute 'ballsack' but people just get confused.