Okay... as someone with a 32 inch bust, 24 inch waist, and 34 inch hips, I have to say sizing is quite a pain. I buy quite small dresses (0 or 00) when I can, but often have to have things altered. I am grateful for additional sizes, but get frustrated because feel like I am relatively normal in shape and size but but…

Bean sprouts, really? Every time I go out for pho I eat the raw sprouts straight from the plate they leave befor my meal arrives, sometimes finishing a good chunk of the plate.

The vodka will provide plenty of germ killin' power.

But neither is Columbus Short. That is some movie made in Ohio, or a sex position, or a sports thing, or a dance move. But not a person.

Erin, our underwear ideologies are matching up perfectly here. I always, always have to be wearing underwear. Is there a shower-appropriate underwear, for moments of not-vaginal-washing? Because I would wear those as well.

You wouldn't type slowly if you could use more than your index fingers, sir.

I am sensitive. I am smart. Kitty and me, we're thoughtful people! HUZZAH!

Hey buck up, buddy! Sex can be tons of fun for fellas! Firstly, it makes your penis and the rest of your body feel good. Better than its ever going to feel when you aren't having sex! Also, you get the satisfaction of knowing you are making another person feel good. Making people happy feels great! Third, NO RULES.…

Rewind to about two years back to when I met my guy on FB. We knew OF each other since we went to high school together so we had been FB friends due to having tons of mutual friends but never actually spoke. At this point, I was well ahead into my first year of post-college newbie work and he was working off the coast…

Wow... she looks like a hunched & frightened soft-serve.

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking…

My bananas just committed suicide... :(

I will admit that it was I (although it was more likely a half a box). I like licorice and Dots, so it was the best of both treats combined. Until I realized that not only was my mouth blue, it was still blue when I went to work the next morning because brushing didn't remove the color. (Eating lunch seemed to wear…

As a Dutch woman I will defend licorice forever. Double salt forever.

My favorite part of these posts is hearing everyone tell you how wrong you are.

I fucking love Raisinets and fuck off that's why.

Not afraid to say that I love black liquorice. That stuff is amazing, and you will never convince me otherwise.

I can't begin to describe how WRONG this list is.