Now would be a great time to take stock in lotion companies. With everyone having to stay in, keep their distance, and apparently stress eating is off the table as well, I think ‘compulsive masturbation’ is about to have a moment, so to speak. 

That Willie Nelson Peach Cobbler ice cream Ben & Jerry’s stopped making. Please.

Lime-flavored Skittles. Sour apple is fucking bullshit.

He’s from Indiana and this is a very Indiana thing to do. Pence would probably support it except that he’s bound by dark oath to oppose anything a Democrat says.  Buttigieg’s sexuality just means Pence now has to sponsor a law forbidding it while doing it in the privacy of his own home where no one can see.

Is it available in a commemorative tote bag smothered in vegetarian chile?

Part of statesmanship is being a good guest. That includes eating the food that your host prepares.

It’s really hard to get people to become health literate, but I think he explained it in a really approachable way and I hope it helps people understand their options and what this administration’s healthcare defunding will do to their communities.

I don’t view eating at a restaurant as some epic adverture. I need to eat. I like it to taste good. I like to try things that seem appealing that I’ve never tried before.

“Okay guys, on the board today is, ‘should men have multiple skin care products?’ You know, a shampoo, a body wash, a lotion-”

Just imagine the scores of smote painters and sculptors in the Hapsburg Court.

You put a map and a compass in my hand in the smack dab middle of a forest, and twelve weeks later you will find my bleaching bones a couple miles from that spot, along with the compass and whatever remains of the map. ;)

I think Typing class, on a manual typewriter, was arguably the most valuable class I took in highschool.

I can’t drive a car with manual transmission (stick shift). Someone tried to teach me in my 20s, but it didn’t take. I can’t rent a car in lots of places because of it, and thinking about the cost of damaging someone else’s car just makes me less willing to try. Also, years of driving an automatic makes it seem like a…

Insulting rape victims on Twitter? Who the hell does he think he is, Donald Fucking Trump?

You should have stuck around for the headliner because Ray Lamontagne is the bomb diggity.

Thao is amazing! I first caught her about 10 years ago when she was the regional opener for Jenny Lewis, it's been awesome to see her take off. Sounds like an unforgettable show!

I’m seeing Neko case next week in NYC! I love this story!

On Saturday, I went to see Neko Case. There were a larger number of Children than one normally sees at a bar show. One of these was a girl of about eleven or twelve. Case’s opening act was Thao Nguyen (Thao of The Get Down Stay Down). She is a very awesome rocker who spits, snarls and howls while accompanying…

After having my own apartment for seven years and having enough $$ to have a dog for at least as long, I finally adopted a doggo yesterday! Her name is BB and she is very cute and loving. She even came potty trained! Her only “flaw” is some separation anxiety, so I’m a bit anxious about work on Monday, but I have a…

People blaming her/her family for not finding an alternative or filing the correct paperwork:

Poverty isn’t just monetary. It is a poverty of resources, poverty of information, and poverty of advocacy.