Starred for the correct use of the new word “maximal.”

Which is doubly concerning given that America didn’t even win in MLS.

Not THIS time. THIS TIME will be different and you’ll totally get a Jetta with stretched on tires with no sidewall, no door handles and the continuous formation of dry-ice-smoke forming around the wheels whenever you stop!

“Insanely, an efficient way to describe your political allegiance is through a meme like milkshake duck”

Here, I’ll help: you shouldn’t agree with this. The estimated cost of a manned mission to the Moon is $100B. That is more than five years of NASA budget. If you allocated them an extra $100B, NASA could fund every program on its Discovery, New Frontiers, and Flagship lists (including the longshot ones), put landers on…

“It’s unclear whether he’ll be able to play football again”

SSEi is not “meh”.

Sure, because none of the trains were affected, streets closed, or all of the first responders that had to scramble on a Monday morning to ensure the safety of millions.

Oh yeah okay let’s just walk down to Times Square, bypass the perimeter, first responders, NYPD, PAPD, and the FEDS and media, and snap a photo of the Port Authority Terminal.

*Zuul

and?

It blames Stanton. Stanton never owed the Cardinals anything. It’s entitled as fuck.

if you want a team in Austin, go through the expansion process like every other team has had to do. Don’t steal a team from a city. And on top of that, I can tell you, you don’t want Anthony precourt as your owner.

Brendan: In case you don’t recognize it, that organization chart in your piece is derived directly from the military. S1 is Personnel, S2 is Intelligence, S3 is Operations, and S4 is Logistics, as is much of the other terminology—Scheme of Maneuver, etc.. Pretty clear what these boys are aiming for...

What if nothing’s been done because the question has been answered?

Satisfying

Buy a damn Saab

He probably just used the time machine to go back to when he wasn’t fired so it wasn’t that big of a deal to him.

Here come all the Tkachuk defenders from the post of the last time this douche did something stupid (Deadspin - huge in Calgary apparently! Congrats guys!) saying he was “being a leader” or some bullshit. To them I would just say that this also happened 9 months ago:

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.