I knew from the headline that this was going to be some dumbass Haisley article, and yet, I clicked.

The household vote to turn the formal living room into a pool hall and bar was nearly unanimous too!

Stop insulting cocaine users by tying them to Donald Trump.

But Vik describes furries as people who just love cartoon animals. “Do you like Bugs Bunny? Hate to break it to ya then, but you’re a furry.”

This is correct.
But let’s be serious, in Chicago, it’s all about Pequod’s.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

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I like beer the same way I like Rick & Morty: It’s fun, and if you like it a little bit I’ll probably have something to talk to you about. But if you like it too much I already want you dead.

This dude’s name appears when you do the “Black or Mormon?” quiz at the highest difficulty level.

Well... You’re a dick.

I was fortunate to meet and talk to Jim Nabors on a few occasions at our museum. Heck, he even offered to let us use his airplane for our Maui education outreach trips! I admittedly knew him from my childhood as the man who sang “Back Home Again In Indiana” every Indianapolis 500, rather than much of his acting work…

If you read the first sentence of this article slowly, you would see why that would be... unlikely.

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

It has nothing to do w/ the program (I am actually a Volvo owner) and everything to do w/ that infuriating commercial.

As a fellow male, I cannot fathom why any guy would want to just whip out his junk. They look like sad little elephants, and it’s really impolite, as well.

“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

Not sure who to trust here. I mean, one of these guys is obviously a plagiarist.

Barry, do you have any idea how long it takes to eat a bowl of Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix? He’ll get there when he gets there, and he will be fortified!

As for the Coliseum, which would have no professional sports tenants with the expected departure of the Raiders for Las Vegas, the A’s plan to pitch Oakland and Alameda County on the idea of turning the site into a community sports park and urban youth baseball academy in partnership with Major League Baseball. Kaval…