I’m sure now that he knows he’s getting a reaction out of you he’ll be sure to stop doing it.

Shut up Pete.

I hope the White Sox bring him in, so I can throw peanuts at him every week and then push him forward every time he uses a urinal so he gets a little pee on his shorts and becomes so paranoid that he’s forced to use the stalls like the shy bladder folks.

well I feel like the Onion joining a journalist union would be a bit weird.

So it’s now The Red Onion??

Other men apparently do not suffer from the same motivated blindness you do.

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

Maybe it’s time for Andrew Breitbart to personally step in and become a more involved day to day Editor in Chief, as opposed to the hands off style he’s been doing since March 2012.

Just because someone got a bunch of plastic surgery in their 40's, it doesn’t make them any younger

That’s because they aren’t actually American Indians. I’m seriously not trying to troll here, but this is extensively documented. I am not doubting their solidarity and pride as a people. I am sure they are proud and great. But, there is very little to support them actually being American Indian.

Its Daylight Saving, not “savings”.

Here’s that URL your comment was looking for: https://www.barstoolsports.com/.

You don’t count the first workout. You workout 3 more times.

I have an unrelated question:

Counterpoint: teaching kids to search for legitimacy in views that have none obstructs clear-sighted critical thinking and contributes to our popular discourse’s false equivalence obsession, which empowers lunatics by forcing everyone else to admit “they may have a point.” Maybe if we as a country had laughed McCain…

An honest reporter would have noted that “The Model 3 has panels gaps reminiscent of a ‘75 Cordoba”...

Bravo! Equal parts Benny Hinn and Benny Hill.

People are pissed because he’s a fucking cop. He should have respect for the law. He has a duty to uphold the law. He is not above it. He should have the integrity to do the right thing, even if know ones watching. He’s held to a higher standard because he took an oath. But I guess none of that matters when a draft…

To be fair, given how heinous the school acted during Nasser, I’m not getting “mad again.” I’m still pretty fucking outraged.