short answer: yes

ps- yeah no fucking shit dude

no fucking shit?

no fucking shit?

“sometimes I make my food taste like garbage just to own the libs”

bless your heart

Rick Telander voting for Johnny Damon proves that CTE can, in fact, be accurately diagnosed in the living.

don’t kinkshame

You know what else flew right over you?

sorry you were forced to read this

damn son, utter ownage. nice post.

You’re leaving out one factor: the fact Gruden is going to make $Texas in this deal and winning/losing has very little to do with that.

You must just kill it at parties

That is the Most Johnson County garage possible.

“He got lucky. He is terrible at soccer.” -Billy Haisley

It is odd to me that Sixers fans keep thinking “well as soon as Embiid is totally healthy and playing every night....” because it should unfortunately be clear by now that this is likely never going to happen.

“I might get some flak for this but I truly believe the 4th generation Corvette is the best generation”

Dick Ass

Bill: fuck off and die

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