Well since he’s mixed, obviously the only two players he could be compared to are Lonzo and Steph.

Tip from an adult: stay in a hotel when visiting family. It helps anxiety to be able to remove yourself from family and recharge on your own.

Or you could be a normal goddamn adult and take your car to a carwash where they hand wash.

I come from the US and I feel the same way, buddy.

ha ha you’re killing all non-Amazon businesses, particularly local business. Congratulations. LOL omg

Was it the fingerprints that caused them to stop the game or the fact you dragged a ladder onto the court in the middle of a dang basketball game?

Not that there was ever a good time to make sex jokes about a woman not being into it....but now is REALLY not a good time.

No

Why are you licking his balls when he would gladly turn your sycophantic ass into Soylent Green?

You have a South Park avatar in 2017.

You, uh, don’t have much experience with new cars, do you?

“they have to eat, shit, flirt, harass, bitch, etc”

“...disgusting past that can never be fully atoned for...”

Oh really?

[insert photo of me lugging artificial tree up from the closet in the basement]

Starfucker Billy on point!

Ricky, honey. Sit this one out.

Who in 2017 doesn’t have a credit card that has roadside assistance?

There’s like an entire generation of commenters/readers who probably don’t know about this. Makes me feel old as heck.

Yeah, but Matthew Stafford is WHITE. See, that’s the difference for Benoit right there.