“Conference as a whole gets better and better”

For all the Tesla fanbois who are convinced Jalopnik has an anti-Tesla agenda, consider they just posted what amounts to a press release direct from Tesla PR.

OK, Sergio.

lol right

Relays don’t always fry, sometimes they just stick.

Funny how Bill Simmons has worked EXTREMELY closely with this dipshit, yet I haven’t heard much from him. What did he know, when did he know it?

sorry about your poorness

House Negroes still catch the whip at the end of the day

Ok fanboi

Colby is not exactly representative of the rest of the company. Bunch of Western Kansas backwards Hicks.

Trick question. NOBODY has affinity for the MLS

Lol...it eats Jeeps for lunch.

Walk into a police station with them. I’m sure they’ll find you hilarious.

Ah yes, only YOU can truly appreciate a supercar.

“Insanely, an efficient way to describe your political allegiance is through a meme like milkshake duck”

“At least the damage doesn’t seem to be felt by the consumer.”

well that was fucking lame, hacked immediately for all the stock

Buddy, don’t worry too much about it, you’re clearly not the target market.

Filed under “no fucking shit.”

A big-market, well-known team full of stars in first place? Billy’s in love!