This is the dumbest (and most wrong) comment on the internet. “Interstate commerce is illegal ... It’s called America.”

Anecdotal evidence is the best evidence.

Thank you, time traveler from 1985.

Trick question, there are no Radio Shacks left

Counterpoint: if you live in a city your dog shouldn’t ever be off leash

Counterpoint: if you live in a city your dog shouldn’t ever be off leash

This might be moving the goalposts slightly but in Illinois, because the government is so poorly run (blame Rauner, blame the Chicago-Springfield animus, blame general corruption, blame Madigan, there’s enough culpability to go around - not all equal, I’m not tryna gottahearbothsides on this - and very little of it is…

Bingo.

I’ll meet you at any one of Oklahoma City’s Michelin starred restaurants. My treat.

If I buy a ticket off this planet, it sure as shit ain’t gonna be in a shitty pop-punk Golgafrincham Ark B.

Ah, good to see everyday sexism rear its head. You fucking dipshit.

Man, I hope you guys pay Matt Farah a commission for providing like half the content for Jalopnik. Thanks for the curation!

Yes, cars really don’t hold up like their counterparts from 30 years ago. Those cars totally held up, didn’t rust away to nothing, and were safe. Good point.

All Trump supporters are racist, yes.

What’s the catch? Easy. This one inoffensive, mostly symbolic (but still welcome) gesture will give them something to point to when they claim that their inevitably upcoming silencing of dissent isn’t based in racism/white supremacy.

I am fully on board the “In-N-Out is just fine” train but Sonic is disgusting garbage.

Liszt? Better check that twice.

My god, do you realize how awesome and fun football would be if you took most of the contact out of the game?

No, he didn’t know. Such are the downsides of hiring child fanboy commenters as weekend editors.

looks like that race at Byron went .............. nuclear

lol good satire, you do a good impression of a stupid person. Almost had me for a second, but nobody could possibly believe such a moronic statement, right?