Tomcats and Corsairs and Intruders, oh my!

90 degrees is an angle.

and the presence of a large floating Padres jersey in the crowd.

John Cena the wrestling character - absolute garbage human being.

I would vote for you if you ran on a platform of “a dildo on every corner!” That’d be a great bumper sticker, as would: “Rollk1 2020: Slap a Dildo on it!”

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

That’s a smart and efficient child you have, a real Gogurtter

Thanks, that’s why I said “for a politician”

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

This is how you know you’re in The Bad Place.

Breaking: internet commenter attempts to win argument by claiming to have bigger penis than his opponent.

Try not making the democratic party the party of “fuck white men” next time.  White women like white men.  Thats where all these white people came from.

Bruins fans, the head coach, effing Cam Neely, all sputtering with rage that lax officiating is working against them, that the refs should call every infraction, that the ‘Let Them Play’ ethos boils down to ‘Let Them Cheat’, is some delicious irony.

“What’s the matter, Danny? Never chased a 3000-foot home run before?

Steeplechase style. Shortish concrete walls with a small moat on the far side (from the plate) of each wall

And like golf events, a clot of assholes could scream, “GET INTO INFINITY!” during every swing.

This guy gets it. Instead, they should have dozens of outfield walls that the fielders have to leap over to get to the ball.

Make it like golf for spectators too. Clear out the whole infield except for players and maybe up to 300 feet in the outfield. But then the fans can stand anywhere they want (no seats or bleachers). Right up to the foul line? Sure! Dead center, 350 feet from home plate? Why not! Outfielders sprinting toward masses of…

Why not suspend the various English teachers who so obviously failed him to this point, as well?