Rolling Stone in the 1980s had P.J. O’Rourke back when that was a good get.

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

So am I allowed to listen to Sublime or not?  The article isn’t clear and I want to make sure I’m legally protected against Pitchfork

People who use ellipsis like they’re just handed out for free by their investment bankers are gentrifiers.

I would totally go that route if they didn’t have such an appetite for chicken... 

“And bedbugs uptown!”

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

*bungholed

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

Things that need to happen next time.

It didn’t seem to exist at all. There were the two guys escorting Jon out of the city, but there were only Wildlings at Castle Black. I think it was just a ruse to trick Grey Worm. The Night’s Watch no longer exists, and everyone else knew Jon would run off with the Wildings.

+2

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

Get well Drew.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Morticia Adams: Russian Crime Boss.

Thankfully, the “smug dick shitting on an innocuous article while asking, without any sense of irony, if something really needs to he written” is fertile ground hitherto untouched. Otherwise you’d look like an asshole.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

I found myself picturing Jim Tomsula saying the Bettman lines.