That is not the current rule. Catching the puck is allowed, see rule 67.2. http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=26478.

He already left.

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

“Hey, wildly firing into a crowd of people is supposed to be MY job.”

At least you got to go home and listen to Santa Monica, after the draft you just go home with...regret?

I was gonna support the NCAA but they were 5 miles beyond my care radius so the NCAA can go fuck itself.

I’ve mounted a TV before

Is that what, “when in Rome” means?!

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

The Mets aren’t bad the same way the Jets are bad. They play the long game.

Youth today - they had no idea what we had to go through to rub one out.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

UPDATE: Six hours later in her living room, she screamed and ducked for no apparent reason.

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

Sheesh. That scout is really something. The only thing missing was “uppity.”

Christ, that was three years ago? Time flies when your entire planet is flushing itself down the toilet.

well it’s more of a guideline than a rule.....

You must have done really well last year when Loyola (Chicago) made their run.

People talked like the transition to the NET meant that a team’s NET rating would be the primary criteria for determining bids. No. In the RPI days, record vs. Top 25/50/100 were always valued more than a team’s actual RPI. That was true these year—just with a different rating system.