This was my major problem with Christian Bale basically saying that the world wasn't ready for a brown Moses, and maybe in ten or twenty years we could have one.

In the Mad Men episode where King is shot, Betty Draper tells her black housemaid that "maybe now just wasn't the right time," or something to that effect. From the comfortable viewpoint of history, we can look at that and say, of COURSE it was the right time, it was PAST the right time, and the statement seems both…

The most important conflict resolution tip I learned from being an RA is to not let things stay bottled up until a minor issue evolves into an explosive one. You'd be shocked how many people demand to switch rooms because they can't stand to live with them any longer and when you talk it through it turns out it all…

Once again, we're experimenting with this. Lemme know how you feel about it.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

They've ingeniously hit on the fact that there is a large audience of people who really WANT their dignity stripped away when they eat fast food. They want the humiliation of ordering a "Doritos Locos Taco", like some businessmen want a woman to spit on them and call them worms. McDonald's fails because they're moving…

"The racial divide is greater than it's ever been in our country since Obama took office" - some dipshit I went to high school with on Facebook if I link this article

Can't wait to see how the Republicans somehow use this to criticize Obama.

Anytime. I had to say something, I've never seen muffins come out like the ones on the right up there! Using egg replacement shouldn't affect it, so I would bet what's going wrong is just the mixing technique.

You really don't need to add extra flour, use a convection oven, or do anything else special if you just have a good recipe and follow it precisely. My muffins always turn out looking like the ones on the left, and I use a normal oven with plain ingredients. And they don't taste store-bought, unlike the recipe using…

and it's like...bull? like arent those muscles key for moving quickly?

I shudder for the people who will think you're serious.

That's Jews for you. Prejudiced mofos, every last one of 'em.

Hah. If there were no big-assed Jews, most of my family wouldn't exist.

So I'm breaking my family's rule today. This is a trophy for participation. And I am beyond honored and proud to receive it. Because this? Was a group effort.

That's a fair point, but I don't have a backup cam either and I don't really use my side view mirrors when backing up. I tend to actually turn around when I'm backing up because I don't really trust the mirror's depth perception.

I was a former professional poker player for a few years, and probably the most depressing part of the job was dealing with people you knew were gambling addicts. It's one thing to take money from a doctor or lawyer, but when you know the person won't be able to afford groceries if he loses but is gambling anyway…

That is bizarre and strangely hilarious.