Nope, but someone had the time it took from getting object stuck to the ER to come up with the must plausible story rather than the truth. Also, the flashlight I get, but some of these other things? Jesus, people, stop diddling yourself with sharp objects and bottles. That is never going to end well.

Nah... but probably went more along the lines of, “was trying to put flashlight in rectum, slipped and now flashlight is fully in rectum”.

Such an underrated post

They should do this with HamNo...

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

How do I know you’re a real physician and not some con artist?

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Dear people who are always getting offended at everything,

Why was he walking around with a stolen gun? How did the police know he had a gun if it was in his pocket the entire time?

?? I hrdly know her!!

Dude, WHAT?

Counterpoint - The Sun is going to eventually expand and consume the Earth*, killing everyone, which I believe is a little something called “murder,” so we are well within our rights to pre-emptively strike back at this deadly foe via any means necessary.

Excellent reference!

jeez, if bachelor boy is any indication of who they are, i’d disown these petty vindictive pricks too. 

Amen. Articles like this are why reviews by websites like this mean nothing to how a game really is.

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I don’t think they did

Maybe dont restrict peoples right to defend themselves and focus on mental health in this country

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.