You do if they can outrun you.

Can we get a translation of ABs text? I feel like I flunked elementary after seeing that.

And Pro-Stars:

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

Yeah, all sorts of no. You can’t blame Republicans for a single person’s shitty behavior.  I understand that these situations are hard to fathom, but it doesn’t make sense that it’s either Republicans or Democrats fault.  I mean, there are people that claim that either political party set the shootings up.  Hopefully…

Flag humpers? You mean patriotic Americans, yea they do like sweets. Not sure if flag burning socialists do to.

I knew you would notice. That's what made it so hot 

Could you be more specific?

“Only 30 examples [of the horny watch] were made,” the style blog D’Marge writes, “as a tribute to the brand’s history of creativity.”

So basically his watch displays Savage Garden lyrics?

I thought that this was a post about watching out for Drake’s horniness, not about his literal watch, which is about Drake’s horniness.

Calling for one person to calm down a little automatically puts them into the “pro-cameras-in-public-restrooms” camp to you? This is why we can’t have conversations.

Friendship with Underwood Farms ended. Now [insert name of new pepper supplier here] is my new best friend.

What food is most eaten while preparing a meal? I feel like I eat more Mozzarella than what makes it into whatever I’m cooking.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/moral-cost-of-cats-180960505/

Taking performance enhancing drugs absolutely creates an artificial biological advantage. PED’s in various forms increase strength, speed, growth recovery, endurance, etc.

I think it’s pretty shitty of her high school to sell ad space at the diamond to white supremacy groups from seven surrounding counties. It’s not the message we should be giving to kids, and it takes away from her accomplishment.  Sad.

getting hit in the nuts by a messy rocket is probably also the 4th most likely way elon musk meets his demise

That was my thinking too. In an ideal world, there would be complete equality in all professional leagues, but the reality is, professional sports is a business, and if nobody is watching your games, and nobody is attending your games, and nobody is buying merch, it’s not a sustainable business unfortunately. And…