Have fun hooking up a tow truck to my super soaker mobile.

I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Montgomery also bailed out the kicker/McVay for not running the play clock down to ensure the Packers wouldn’t have the 2 minute warning to use.

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

dang, you beat me.

What Taylor Swift did was cool. Instead of complaining about something nice, someone did as an American for the benefit of Americans in the nightmare age of Trump, how about calling someone else to task like Kanye West. I recall seeing a call out article and then a couple more walkbacks, but Taylor Swift be damned…

His dad trained him. He knows his every weakness, his breaking points, his limits. If any man can smash Khabib, it is him.

Way to encourage mindless media use. Maybe a better article would have been... “How to ignore those the Snapchat streaks and have a real life.”

A great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

My god... I’ve been living a lie.

Go outside?

Oh god! I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility!! 

Yes it does. Either anything can be joked about or nothing can.

You know about skin, right?

At my first office job we had a gentleman’s steakhouse nearby that all the lecherous middle-aged managers would go to for lunch. I never understood the appeal of ogling some sad, single mom with a C-section scar while eating a Grade D piece of overcooked fat and gristle. But, that’s just me.

The Ashville Sheriffs department obviously has too much free time. Imagine having so little crime to police that you’re able to put warning stickers on alcoholic beverages that already have warning labels.

Sounds like you since you’re the only one finding a way to mention it.