areafif-teejuan
Area Fif-Tee Juan
areafif-teejuan

Either you are a liar, or that person is insane.

I haven’t tried it yet but you can maybe use slugs with a shotgun and get good pelts if you get head shots?  I don’t know if it will work but it would make sense since a slug is one projectile instead of a bunch of pellets.

SNL reference turned Fortnite emote.  They also created a David S. Pumpkins skin.  

Not enough stars in the world.

The’re sold out.

The’re sold out.

Same thing that happened to them with Halo.  They got in with a big publisher and slowly lost control of what they were trying to create.

Destiny 2 and COD WWII were the highest selling games in 2017, and now Activision is unhappy with sales.

But if you just charged $60 for the first game and the first two DLCs, you maybe wouldn’t be HAVING TO GIVE THE GAME AWAY TO GET PEOPLE TO PLAY IT RIGHT NOW.

If they would have made forsaken free they probably would have sold a shit load of the annual passes for the next two DLCs.  Plus, making it free would have been a good way to say “we know we messed up with this game at first, but try it now and see if it’s better” and most people would agree that Forsaken made a ton

Soooo... Exactly what Bungie did with Microsoft and Halo??

Wow, if they hadn’t botched the game’s first two DLCs so bad, maybe people would have bought the expansion?? The game sold very well at launch, Destiny 2 and Call of Duty WWII were 2017's biggest sellers, but everyone was so dissappointed with the first two DLCs (that most people paid for at launch, not knowing

This isn’t Italy.  This is ‘Merica.  And in ‘Merica we put sauce on our pizza dammit!!!

I believe fraud has to have intent. I really doubt some McDonald’s employee was in the back thinking, “you know what will really get ‘em? If the next time someone orders a quarter pounder WITH cheese, I’ll give ‘em a quarter pounder WITHOUT cheese!! HA HA HA!!! That’ll show ‘em.”

It’s pretty amazing that with online ordering of a pizza, you have to specify that you do indeed want pizza sauce and cheese.  You know, the two things that make it a pizza.

That would have made it a sandwich, sandwich.

But... What does it taste like??

Does it really surprise you that Miguel Ángel Jiménez could actually kind of do the dance? Look at this guy and try to tell me this motherfucker doesn’t know how to party.

Pity, since it would have been wonderful to see Nasukawa kick Mayweather around the ring.

The only people who are wasting it are the ones that order it.  You know what you are getting when you order some novelty meal like this.

And this week on People Who Don’t Understand Ordinary Things, we have cops vs. fire extinguishers. Will the officer figure out how to put out the flames, or will the fire extinguisher be too much, leaving him to get burned??