“I got drunk and did something stupid, somebody has to be responsible for my stupidity when I was drunk!!!”

Me too. I had to, and it made me a sad panda. But the bastard bit me after I found a bottle of gin sitting on some random porch.

When the IRS says businesses can no longer deduct meals and entertainment, they just stop paying for it. 

It may also have something to do with tax law no longer allowing deductions for meals and entertainment, but saying it was due to the treatment of women sounds better. 

+1 Orcarena

Bastards

Holy shit, Nathan Peterman is going to go away and come back more times than Michael Myers.  And he must be harder to kill.

Now that is some good parking advice.

Have fun hooking up a tow truck to my super soaker mobile.

*exathperathion

Or a motion controlled water sprayer that aims away from the tire so when the parking police come to mark the tire they get soaked.

Or they will mark your tire with chalk.  I worked at a place that had a 2 hour parking lot, and other than that the closest spot to park was about 6 blocks away.  To prevent from getting tickets we would just take turns going out and wiping the chalk off everyone’s tires every couple hours.  I’m sure the parking…

I got a pocket sized copy of the Book of Mormon one year when I was a kid, so there’s that.

Yea, he’s a calm guy, that is pretty cool to other people, and he collects things, like baseball cards and stamps.

No wonder Maryland sucks so bad.  It takes more than one guy to beat up a punter.

Nope, never lived around Des Moines.  Northwest Iowa and lived in the Waterloo area for a while.  It must just be in specific areas of the state I guess?

That’s why I just stick to good ole’ meth while I’m on the job.  I have plenty of energy, and the voices usually aren’t too distracting.

Huh?  I’m in my 30's and have lived in Iowa my entire life.  I have never once herd of this.

My bad, I should have known.  Some people are real crazy these days though, it wouldn’t surprise me if some people really did think it was acceptable if they lost enough money.

I like how the guy that picked it up used a plastic bag, just like when Tom Brady has an accident on the field.