Intestines, cartilage, and hooves are still pork if they all came from pigs... Right??

The worst is when you see an alcoholic owner demanding their employees take a drug test.

Dude, fuck those bunnies.  All they do is bring fleas and ticks into your yard and dig holes.

If you have ever seen what those things look like when they are cooked and waiting to be put on a bun, you’d probably never eat one.

Yea, it is pretty lame.  I guess it makes sense in that there is less risk of an accident at work if you know nobody ever gets messed up, it just still seems like babysitting adults if you ask me.

How do you have that commercial on here, and you don’t even mention the guy getting assaulted for kneeling when the anthem comes on, and what the fuck is up with Bob’s inability to speak?  This is a seriously fucked up commercial.

Yea, I know of places that the insurance company is the one who says they have to test. Usually it is a job where there is heavy equipment being used. I know of a construction company that had a worker injured, and the hospital tested him and it came back positive for something. The business owner was called by his…

I do agree with you for the most part. Yes, you are correct in that if an employer is going to drug test, those policies are typically discussed at hiring, or before, and if you want to use recreational drugs, and you don’t want to get fired, find a job where they don’t test. I also get that if what you are doing in…

Random drug tests are dumb. An employee is paid for their time for doing specific tasks at work. If you aren’t messed up while you are working, it shouldn’t be an employer’s business. I get that you can’t be showing up at work still high on something, and showing up while in withdrawls or hungover (or whatever you…

“If you see my dog @ [sic] the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass,”

Man, Tom Brady has really fallen off the wagon on his diet.

Yep, I apparently am wrong.  Kind of.  It’s been brought to my attention that it is up to the individual franchises to decide if they use fresh eggs or order the frozen ones.  I was just speaking from the experience in working there, but that was a while ago, and I haven’t been to a McDonald’s in a couple years at…

A lot accusations of cultural appropriation are kind of ridiculous.  People have been borrowing from other cultures throughout all of history.  Dreads, for instance, originated long before most people think.  Dreads were worn by people back in Greek and Roman times.  It’s just one example, but things have been…

I bet you can sell it on Craigslist.  I would guess there may be a large, untapped market for used vagina eggs.  

Really? Different stores must have done things differently. I worked at one around that time as maintenance guy (and also had to cook for breakfast often because getting up for work is hard for a lot of McDonald’s employees apparently) and the store I was at just had the frozen round eggs that came on the truck and…

So you’re telling me I just wasted $60 on 10 of Gweneth Paltrow’s magic stickers that heal everything? Get outta here with your garbage talk, they couldn’t sell the stickers on the internet if they didn’t work.

Yep, a mouth full of Crisco when you are expecting a sweet treat would probably be enough to ruin Oreo cream for life.

Huh, my mom was the supervisor of a few stores when I was a kid and they had fresh eggs back then, but they started using frozen eggs at some point, they must have gone back to using fresh eggs.  I haven’t been to a McDonald’s in quite a while, so I was probably wrong.

I know when I was a kid they were.  My mom was the supervisor of several stores and when I was little and they quit using fresh eggs for the round ones she brought a bunch of the teflon rings used to make them home so we could make our own McMuffin eggs.  I thought they have been using the frozen ones ever since, but…

Huh, I guess I didn’t know that.  I know back when I was a kid they did have fresh eggs at one point, but I thought they did away with that years ago.