And the cookies are some chemical compound.  I have heard that the filling part of the Oreo is actually the healthy part because it is the only part that is actually food.

Yea, but... then how do you get the tan sludge??

Fresh cracked egg?? At McDonalds?  Where you going to McDonalds that has fresh cracked eggs?  The round ones are just frozen eggs and the other ones just come out of a carton of “egg beaters” or whatever that liquid egg stuff is called.

That steak sandwich is delicious.  The steak juices soak nicely into the bagel as well.  And I don’t know what the sauce is that is on it, but it goes with the sandwich so well.

Not as bad as the bar in my town that refuses to give people a glass of water.  You have to buy a bottle of water that has their own label on it for $3.00. 

“Come in Tuesdays for all you can eat appetizers starting a $16.99, only at Gino Appleberry’s!”

No wonder he hates water if all they have is Aquafina. That stuff tastes like it is filtered through dirty gym socks. I guarantee you that getting Aquafina was Eli’s doing.

I’m guessing if you are the type to spend $125 million on a house, you are probably the type that likes to have people over to show off all of your stuff.

If you keep going back you can always play that game. “What about when Genghis Khan killed 10% of the human population in his conquest to rule the world?” People have always fought over everything, it seems to be human nature. We actually probably live in the most civilized time in human history, but people still like…

If you want to take your Jack’s pizza to another level, try cooking it on the grill.  Makes the crust nice and crispy, it’s fantastic.

Woah there, look at the picture.  She has plenty of chins.

I hope you are planning on traveling to Delaware to buy the ticket then too, because you pay tax on the winnings to the state in which you bought the ticket first.

BUT, if you bought in California when you didn’t live there, took the annuity, then moved to California, you would save the tax. (Other than on the part year resident return you would file the year you won and subsequently moved to California.)

Yea, that is what I said.  You also can’t avoid the tax by moving, which is the question I was really answering.

It’s just like any business, you are taxed based off where the income is coming from. Let’s say you are from Iowa, but buy a ticket in Minnesota. The Minnesota Lottery sold the ticket, so the income is considered Minnesota income, (just like if you were a construction contractor from Iowa doing work in Minnesota, you…

NO!!! You warm the shell and melt cheese on the tortilla, then wrap the delicious cheesy tortilla around the hard shell. It is the only way.

I came to say the same thing.  This isn’t a case of someone actually believing that avocados aren’t vegan, it’s a case of “well I don’t even eat avocados because of forced bee labor, so I’m the mostest vegan of them all!!!”  It’s a contest to see who can be the most progressive.  Pretty soon it will be “I don’t even…

I think he probably knows that legalization is something that would get people behind him and he loves attention.

I have heard it suggested that legalization may be in his back pocket as a way to prop himself up for 2020.