I’m pretty sure she got nothing.  She signed off on allowing a spin-off without having any rights to any of the show because she didn’t want everyone on the show to be out of a job because she made a mistake.

1) It is a problem, especially because of the rapid increase in deaths.

Look at it this way, at least it makes your wife’s job easier.

Nah, I’m good. I have plenty of Skittles and NECCO wafers. No hugs necessary. 

You have bad takes.

As a general personal rule, I ignore the opinions of anyone who willingly gives themselves a name with “69" anywhere in it. This guy is a perfect example of why I listen to no one who wants to call themselves “69" in any form:

If you spray me with that hose I’m coming back with a lighter and a sack full of dog poo old man!!!

Au contraire, in old video games, jumping off cliffs had no effect on your health, and if you could jump off, sometimes there was something at the bottom.  I can’t tell you how many times I have been playing games and looked off a cliff and said to myself “hey, it looks like there might be something down there” then I…

Huh?

So, you got in a game, didn’t understand it, died, then quit playing it forever.  Welcome to being an old man, now you just gotta figure out how to get the little whippersnappers to stop doing Fortnite dances on your lawn.

When you have never left the state of Minnesota, pretty mundane things seem fucking awesome...

Candy corn.

Even with a genetic test, claiming to be Native American and having genetic markers 6 to 10 generations ago is a stretch. It won’t be too long and you’ll be able to find distant genetic markers in everyone. She’s claiming Native ancestry that comes from before the US was even a country.  I’m no Trump fan, and I think…

That’s kind of what I was thinking. I’m not a Trump fan by any means, but if this were some other white person doing this to prove they have a little minority blood in them, this story wouldn’t be praising them for going out and doing a genetic test that shows they have genetic markers from a minority group from six…

Mine does it all the time.  I have to clear my history, then it usually lets me log back in.  It’s pretty annoying.

That article yesterday was bananas.  How do you come up with “that half black half Samoan guy is too white!”??

Plus, he’s not wearing boots on a fucking boat.

I agree with you, when people see a “Kiss me, I’m Irish” shirt on someone the normal reaction isn’t, “Normally that’s assault, but the shirt says go for it!”

Do you think reading that shirt suddenly turns everyone into Kevin Spacey? When you see a woman in a “Kiss me, I’m Irish” shirt on St. Patrick’s day do you think, “Well, running up and kissing a stranger sounds like assault, but the shirt says it’s ok”?

Honestly, I’ve never even been on one. I have just heard stories from people who have and going on a cruise sounds just awful.