A half black, half Samoan guy is too white to portray a black person in a movie? Are you deciding someone is who they are based off their skin color, rather than their genetics?

“I really just try to stay out of the way of everything. That’s what I’m told to do. That’s what I’m doing.”

This is fantastic, I will need to get myself a copy. I often find myself trying to avoid large ships, but somehow I always end up running into them inadvertently, or worse yet, I sometimes end up on them and have no clue how I boarded the ship in the first place. The lessons provided in this book would be invaluable…

“Somebody stole my shit so now I’m going to ruin all my other shit!!” Seems logical.

Now there’s some solid advice.

How not to fall off a cruise ship:

This is what I came to say. Trying to discourage people from voting because you think they may not vote the way you would like them to is not the way to approach this. We need more people voting in general, when only something like 50% of people vote, you aren’t getting the views of the average American, you are…

That’s probably almost as bad as the mandate to medicate 5 and 6 year olds in America when they have too much energy. So much energy that they act like, well, a 5 or 6 year old.

I’m pretty sure he was trying to ask the latter, I just read it at and thought, hey buddy, it doesn’t matter if you are a bogey golfer that hits the ball 100 yards off the tee or a bogey golfer that hits the ball 500 yards off the tee, bogey golf is bogey golf.

Dave’s kid is ruthless.  Way to cut dad down to size kid.

drive a golf ball up to 450 yards 90% of the time but are otherwise roughly a bogey golfer with the occasional par

Tom Brady got confused when they said they were playing “football”.

I really like Mark Simon’s tweet:

With the current climate in America doesn’t it seem a little inappropriate to use guns in a skit for a school related event? Just sayin’.

Some Dad threats are legit. 

Seems very odd.  Crisps seems more like a word for crackers.

I think it’s more of him saying there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed and Conor crossed them in talking about Khabib’s religion, family, culture, and country instead of just talking trash about Khabib’s fighting.  I feel like he was saying that things outside fighting need to be left out of the trash talking.

Ha, people aren’t scared due to disappointing their parents the way Khabib seemed to be when he said his dad was going to smash him.  Khabib seemed to actually be nervous about going home and seeing his father.

There are a lot of comedians I have heard say they no longer do colleges because of the “you can’t make any jokes about...” atmosphere. It’s odd that the two comedians mentioned are Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, who are older comedians who probably don’t have a ton of college age fans, when there are many, many other…

I have also heard that the “5 minutes of fire” is actually better than a 20 - 30 minute session, but my ex my have just been a whore.